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statelessidentity: chromatichijinx: monkeysaysficus: bloodphoenix: monkeysaysficus: bloodphoenix: monkeysaysficus: Red Ranger can get it They could all get it. At the same time, preferably. Five at a time is too many. Once you get above 3 guys it gets all confusing as to whose is what and where things are going; it’s less sex and more Hungry, Hungry Hippos. I mean, I imagine it’s like that… *cough* Hungry, Hungry Hippos? I am dying. Also you’re a big slut. <3 It’s not slutty! Gangbangs are all about efficiency. They’re essentially the Costco of cock. The Bulk Barn of booty. The All You Can Eat Buffet of ass. I’m reblogging just for the analogies lol “the Costco of Cock” …… where do i sign up for my executive membership. 
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Red Ranger can get it

They could all get it. At the same time, preferably.

Five at a time is too many. Once you get above 3 guys it gets all confusing as to whose is what and where things are going; it’s less sex and more Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

I mean, I imagine it’s like that… *cough*

Hungry, Hungry Hippos? I am dying.

Also you’re a big slut. <3

It’s not slutty! Gangbangs are all about efficiency. They’re essentially the Costco of cock. The Bulk Barn of booty. The All You Can Eat Buffet of ass.

I’m reblogging just for the analogies lol

“the Costco of Cock” …… where do i sign up for my executive membership. 

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casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from. This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word. …you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
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casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.
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