skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
shesdonejim: how to enter a relationship with chris pine say “hello chris pine” then ask him to dinner by saying “would you like to chris dine” when you meet up for dinner tell him he is looking “chris fine” once dinner is over head back to his place for some “chris wine” after you have done all of the above, look deep into his eyes and say: “will you be chris mine?”
thegoatsong: japert: DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word? THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?! Can I sleep? If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand? You can’t pronounce THAT word? WHAT THE HELL The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for My skin’s crawling Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– N’tima (via coyotegold)
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
vampirevvekend: why isnt it socially acceptable to just take a personal day more often because sometimes you really just need to sleep the day away or go outside and be with nature or just do something thats out of routine and im jsut saying this because i really dont want to go to school tomorrow
Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right...– Wu Tang Clan (via dang-kayla)
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
henrymcmillan: n0dlove: willinoise: ^lil playa~~ so does this make me a fucked up individual or YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD i a ctually know this kid hes like a year younger than my little sister i cant breathe