tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word? THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?! Can I sleep? If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand? You can’t pronounce THAT word? WHAT THE HELL The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for My skin’s crawling Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– N’tima (via coyotegold)
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
vampirevvekend: why isnt it socially acceptable to just take a personal day more often because sometimes you really just need to sleep the day away or go outside and be with nature or just do something thats out of routine and im jsut saying this because i really dont want to go to school tomorrow
Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right...– Wu Tang Clan (via dang-kayla)
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
henrymcmillan: n0dlove: willinoise: ^lil playa~~ so does this make me a fucked up individual or YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD i a ctually know this kid hes like a year younger than my little sister i cant breathe
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to make you turned on at the most inappropriate of times.
You might be sitting with him at the kitchen table drinking coffee from...– Carrie Laski, Things To Say Besides I Love You (via thoughtcatalog)
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. ITGOTBETTER
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
rneerkat: thisisnotlogansblog: rneerkat: rneerkat: is there a month between april and june? may be you can’t answer your own jokes “why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”
cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole. some people never develop beyond this stage